Homer Simpson takes possession of the cell phone belonging to Marge to scrutinize text messages and tosses it into a moving dumpster. The wedded life of Simpsons is in danger because of unjust allegations.

It had to occur finally. There were gossips concerning Tiger Woods and a woman, Simpson, trickled and Homer Simpson got wind of it. Acquaintances of Homer stated that when he heard the name ‘Simpson’ named as a mistress of Tiger Woods, Homer imagined it was his wife Marge that the newscaster was discussing about.

On Marge’s return, he seized her mobile in order to inspect the messages and or any other doubtful numbers in it. As he could not find anything, he got so much infuriated and flung the cell phone into the rear of a passing waste receptacle.

Finding the frenzied behavior of her husband indecipherable, Marge tackled Simpson on his strange conduct. Although the cell phone presented no clues or doubtful evidence, Homer remained skeptical that Marge was not the Simpson alluded to on television and he vehemently included her in the list of the numerous mistresses of Tiger Woods. A violent quarrel erupted and Marge walked out of their home. It was later reported that she was in the look out for an apartment house. It is also learnt that she contacted a celeb attorney to represent her.

When asked to comment on the recent Simpson episode, their son Bart gave out a terse ‘no-comment’ and rushed home to grasp the facts of the commotion.

In the meantime, Marge discussed the matter with a friend of hers and informed her that she was thinking of being emerging as the mistress No. _ of Tiger. She considered the ‘hush-money’ of $20 K a month is useful as she left Simpson. In all probability, Tiger may not be able to recollect every one of his mistresses and as such she could even notch up millions in pay offs to keep mum.

In the interim, Homer and his son Bart is thinking of a plan to bring Marge back home.